Tea-Swtich and my fucking god!

No jack ass switch is really a switch.

Some fucking advertisement people think up man. (Crabtree switch) I mean the add basically says ours is the ultra luxurious switch only meant for the rich fuckers with some taste and to drive the point home, here is a comparison about how some bitch throws a trauma when his guy stops at a local tea shop to have tea and not barista (man how much do they suck)

I mean WTF! Those people in the background, did you notice? (one drinking at crappy tea joint) They are fucking humans too and probably smarter. Well at least they don’t debate about switches.

And who comes up with concepts like these. I mean how you draw the parallel and what sort of imagination does one need to make advertisements like these? A switch is a switch (not only Crabtree) just like Tea is Tea (anywhere). Wow now I see life with such insight. Maybe I should buy up these switches and drink tea at barista to act like a pricy cunt.

But more stupid are the people that this advertisement is aimed at. If this is the kind of shit that affects your judgment in favor of a company (that’s their point right) then I feel you need to stop wasting our fucking oxygen and get off this planet. We can do with fewer dumbasses.

P.S Switch is also a perverted and depraved asshole that can't make up their fucking mind.

P.P.S here is the video for those that don't know.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AheIJlGdtpg