What the hell is this anti-valentine’s day crap? I hate this day of course but what’s going on. How come everybody is in on it? I tell you why!? Because it is so cool to dissent and these want-to-be non conformist are all over town yelling why this is just a greeting card company inverted holiday! SO what?
Hold on your high horse for a minute asshole and think! And YES copy pasting witty tweets on your facebook status does not constitute thinking nor does it make you funny.

Which holiday is not used by businesses across the world to make money of consumers? Christmas, Diwali or Eid? Don’t people just hog on all the bullshit in the name of these festivals and have been doing so ages? Where is your dissent to that? Ofcourse since you are too busy buying discounted Xboxes you can’t do that and again, where is the cool factor in not believing in ‘shitting gifts’ on religious festivals (and then there are those three ghosts)

So what is so wrong about yet another day! I tell you what’s wrong you simple minded fuck. There is no such thing as love. It’s a sham and it always will be but if that is not your argument and you do not stand on it all year around, you have no right to whine.

The simple fact is, jumping on a bandwagon that really doesn’t make you different because in the end you are still that shallow soul that can’t think for yourself. What a joke this. I mean I know people that don’t know there was a St. Valentine and they hate the day!

It is just another day to make you feel shit that unless you buy something or get something and that is the case with almost every other festival. Somewhere I read that all Religions are the same with different festivals. Consumption is also a religion and it’s the one we all share. Valentine’s Day is just another side effect of a consumption driven society and unless your argument isn’t against blind materialism [and of course the very idea of love], please excuse us of your insight into how you don’t need one day to show somebody you love them. [I mean-don’t you know, some people are actually married?]

I am so happy for you? Oh yeah- Why?

So I don’t get it when people go, I am happy for you? Why? What’s the need? I am never happy for a lot of people.
I mean some of them I am genuinely happy for but mostly I am just unaffected. You are doing well, fine by me. I wouldn’t give a shit if you weren’t. How am I going to bother if you are?

Are we really that caring about one another? Does it seem so? Are we really capable of feeling happiness for someone else, even if they don’t have strong ties with us? I don’t think so.

The only people we feel happy for are the people whose unhappiness can cause us personal harm or issues. There is a selfish motive in that. Simple as that.
We are not capable of being happy for someone just like that-OKAY! NO FUCKING WAY!

I am never been happy for a strangers I see in a brand new Audi. In fact we are much more envious of others success! Where does the happiness part fit it? Is there really all that happiness left in this world now?

And those that we know. Are we really happy for them or we just want them to think we are. Hey, I got a new job and a big raise. Good I am happy for you. Are they still hiring? No huh—‘happiness meter runs down.’

I get people that say to me, I am really happy for you and these people probably wouldn’t care if I die in a car crash next minute. They’ll be thinking, thank God he decided to start ahead of us. Teaches him to be in a hurry and act all important. Now he is all smashed and dead –Good bye man! I am so happy for you!

Brilliant News Headlines

BBC headline : "In pictures: Plane vanishes"(not my observation but is true)

CNBC TV18 (the Indian CNBC) "The Markets are going down, because there is a lot of selling."

CNBC again : Chidambaram meets Sharad Pwar
Next headline very next second : Sharad Pawar in talks with Chidambaram.

This can not stop here.

CNBC Awaz (they do have some dumb asses around.)
Ajj 'Public Holiday ki chutti' ki wajh se Japan ka Bazar Band.

Translates as: Today, due to public holiday's holiday, Japaneses Markets are closed.
Where do they hire these people??

I don't get it. We are one of the hottest country on this planet and then we get to have the most spices. Somewhere along the line, out forefathers, that came up with complex religious philosophies, structures and what not, could just not figure out spices!?

But one could argue, these things are just as fucked up as spicy food in this freaking heat.

Tea-Swtich and my fucking god!

No jack ass switch is really a switch.

Some fucking advertisement people think up man. (Crabtree switch) I mean the add basically says ours is the ultra luxurious switch only meant for the rich fuckers with some taste and to drive the point home, here is a comparison about how some bitch throws a trauma when his guy stops at a local tea shop to have tea and not barista (man how much do they suck)

I mean WTF! Those people in the background, did you notice? (one drinking at crappy tea joint) They are fucking humans too and probably smarter. Well at least they don’t debate about switches.

And who comes up with concepts like these. I mean how you draw the parallel and what sort of imagination does one need to make advertisements like these? A switch is a switch (not only Crabtree) just like Tea is Tea (anywhere). Wow now I see life with such insight. Maybe I should buy up these switches and drink tea at barista to act like a pricy cunt.

But more stupid are the people that this advertisement is aimed at. If this is the kind of shit that affects your judgment in favor of a company (that’s their point right) then I feel you need to stop wasting our fucking oxygen and get off this planet. We can do with fewer dumbasses.

P.S Switch is also a perverted and depraved asshole that can't make up their fucking mind.

P.P.S here is the video for those that don't know.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AheIJlGdtpg

a very new older me!

This my second blog in this same account, never knew I would do this but idea came to me after updating my facebook status many a times about things I think are really stupid around me. I am not going to put a show of my literal abilities(well I would be displaying my lack of tho!) and write up comedy here. I am just going to bitch about things I don't like.

Man do some people hate that about me or what! Always angry always pissed off but that's how I like to be and I am going to complain about things people do or say as long as they complain about me complaining.

This is better than facebook since no one will end up reading this (or maybe a couple of you are reading this) but still the reaction ought to be close to nothing.